Wednesday, March 7, 2007

32x362 The Girl with Perpetual Sniffles

Ten years from pre-K on, her shy eyes were always runny. She dreamed of becoming a meteorologist, predicting God’s mood. Instead, she chose the life of a Republican operative with breast implants.

3 comments:

Indigo Bunting said...

Seriously, where did you come from? These are fanTAStic.

Wilder said...

_smiles_ .. and .. _blushes_.

Now, that's the nicest thing I can imagine someone saying to me ... Thank you.

(the best part: these are all true moments with actual people. These things write themselves.)

Sewa Yoleme said...

Yeah. Just wait until you hit #200 and can't think of another soul in the entire world.

You're an absurdly good writer, and I'm enjoying your blog immensely. I'm just hoping my envy doesn't completely consume me.